The Quarryteen Men
Guitars, Bass and Vox : Art Ski
Drums: M16 / George Mussington
Piano: Al Maddy
Good Morning! Anybody know what day it is? Is it safe to come out yet?
This lockdown going on far too long
I need to get outside and play
I’m like Jack Nicholson in the Shining
Can’t take it here for one more day
I got my wife and kids under house arrest
And all they do is watch TV
I see REDRUM written all upon my walls I think they want to murder me…murder me
I put on my mask, I put on my gloves And a condom from head to toe Go to the bathroom, lock the door Climb out my window
Then I dance down the street and cry out loud I’m free at last, I’m free! ‘Till a siren and some flashing lights Pull right up next to me…next to me… cop says, “boy what the hell you think you’re doin?” Hey! I’m talkin to you!
Cop jumps out, points his gun
Straight into my face
He says “ boy you know you’re breaking the law
There’s a curfew ‘round this place!
What the hell are you wearing?
Where did you get that from?”
I told him, I bought it on the internet It’s a Corona Condom…yes it is…extra large… don’t leave home without it.
My corona condom, I wear it everywhere I go Corona condom, covers me from head to toe It’s my saving grace, might even save the human race Corona condom…Corona condom…
My corona condom, I wear it everywhere I go Corona condom, covers me from head to toe It’s my saving grace, might even save the human race Corona condom…Corona condom… don’t leave home without it
Art Halperin © 2020 Sword in the Stone Records, Inc. Sword in the Stone Publishing, ASCAP All Rights Reserved
Corona Condom 4:230:00 / 4:23